mliaverage:

I recently started dating a guy with the last name “Black.” Today, my little sister jokingly commented that we should name our kid “Jacob” in honor of Twilight. Silly sister, his name will be “Sirius.” MLIA

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mliaverage:

Today I had to explain to my roommate why my wireless network is named “Gryffindor Tower.” It’s because I wanted the password to be “Capit Draconis.” Anyone who can guess that deserves to steal my WiFi. MLIA

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mliaverage:

Today, I was looking up phobias on google. I typed in “I fear one…” and it guessed “I fear one day I’ll meet God he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say”. I don’t know what I would say either. MLIA.

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mliaverage:

Today, I was singing in my room. I noticed birds were flying around a tree and tweeting happily through my open window. This made me wonder if I’m secretly a Disney princess. That thought disturbed me a little, as I’m a guy. MLIA.

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